Sandbox Tuning
- Addisonsp37
- Dec 8, 2017
- 3 min read
Sandbox Tuning: Introducing Oscar
Hey guardians, Noosek here! Recently it's come to our attention that some customers have been voicing some concerns with the state of the Sandbox and any Quality of Life changes in the pipeline. Honestly, it's tough for me to take a break from setting homeless people on fire and doing Whipits to take the time to answer everyone's feedback, filter that feedback through QA (that's what I call the file shredder), and then make nerfs... I mean changes. So to make that easier on our end (and everyone here KNOWS how much we at Bungo love to sacrifice player wants for our own convenience) we've hired a new member of the Sandbox team! We are proud to introduce Oscar! Now, you may notice that Oscar is a little different from our typical roster of child slave and farm animal employees. But rather than speak for him, why not let him speak for himself? Look for more changes as time goes on and I finally find what rolled-up coke dollar I wrote my computer password down so I can actually make the changes!
- Noosek
Hello. I Oscar. I new Bungo employee. Human masters would like me to introduce myself. Oscar is what you humans call "Ostrich." Oscar is hired to take data from suckers and help with "tuning" game. Sorry, I am told now not to call customers "suckers," it is issue with brain talks, which I cannot control well. I no speak human, but they put robots in my head, the robots make my brain talk into human talk. I sorry for calling you suckers, suckers. I try to stop my brain from talking that.
They hire me for Sandbox because Oscar is GREAT at putting head in sand! Oscar bury my head in sand, and suckers who buy game can voice concerns to me this way. Oscar collects most valuable information while head in sand. From what I hear, I pass notes to Noosek, who make changes that make suckers spend more money.
Oscar happy to announce following Sandbox changes from gathered data!:
- More toys added to Sandbox. Oscar likes toy fish and toy squeaky alligator so Noosek add them to my Sandbox.
- Water taken out of Sandbox. Oscar HATE water and when I put head in water the robots in brain get angry and hurt Oscar.
- Oscar want more vegetal to eat. This not a complaint from suckers but Oscar get real hungry during work and no one feed Oscar in cage at night.
- Oscar not like Grenades in game so Noosek take Grenades away because they are loud and scary.
- Guns don't make gun sound anymore because they scare Oscar. Instead every time gun is fired it say, "Good Oscar, no more eating eyeballs out of people head Oscar." This BIG change that will help everyone. Plus Oscar is good boy and hardly eat anyone eyeballs out anymore.
- Bosses get more health because Oscar feel bad for them. It not easy being different from human and all could learn important lesson from non human, like Oscar!
Oscar hope you like changes made to Sandbox in game and out, and please! Keep sending feedback! Oscar happy to put head in sand and process what suckers are saying. Also, send vegetal! Oscar love vegetal!
- Love, Oscar
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